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This is Texas chili because we live in Texas. This is vegetarian chili because just look at it.

Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country

Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Convert dry black beans into wet black beans as if by magic.

Lazy Black Beans
These are "just" ... "like" ... the real thing.

Black Bean Patties
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos Rancheros
It must be Thanksgiving unless it's not and you just want amazing soup.

Pumpkin Soup
Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.

Garbanzo-Cashews
Dip. You know... for chips

Southwest Dip
You say mung bean, I say mung bean.

Mung Bean Soup
Try and eat as many as you can at once.

Stuffed Peppers
What's black and white and red all over? Well this recipe is red... but it's not black and white.

Red Lentil Curry
It's good 'cause it's green
