eggs | Ingredient Tags

Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.

Spinach Quiche

black pepper, cheese, eggs, feta, frozen pie crust, garlic, green onion, milk, spinach

Pumpkin fucking pie.

Pumpkin Pie

brown sugar, cinnamon, eggs, half-n-half, pie crust, pumpkin, pumpkin pie spice, salt, vanilla extract

Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata

asparagus, cheese, eggs, olive oil, onion, salt

Soup for breakfast! What a world.

Breakfast Soup

black beans, black pepper, broth, cheese, eggs, hot sauce

Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.

Crockpot Breakfast Casserole

black pepper, broccoli, cheese, eggs, garlic powder, green bell pepper, milk, mustard powder, onion, potato, salt

Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you’ve done to your mother.

Eggplant Parmesan

basil, bread crumbs, cheese, eggplant, eggs, parmesan, pasta sauce, spaghetti

Eat these before the BIG MEETING… Or after.

Banana Oat Cookies

applesauce, baking soda, banana, chocolate chips, cinnamon, eggs, flour, milk, oats, peanut butter, vanilla extract

Eat shell-on for a satisfying crunch.

Hardboiled Eggs

eggs, water

Start your protein power nap off right.

Avocado Egg Bake

avocado, black pepper, cheese, eggs, green onion

Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos Rancheros

black beans, bulgarian yogurt, butter, cheese, cilantro, cumin, eggs, garlic, green bell pepper, jalapeno, olive oil, onion, salsa, salt, tomato, tortillas

Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.

Egg Salad

black pepper, bread, celery, chives, eggs, lemon juice, mayonnaise, mustard, salt, spinach

Pure evil.

Deviled Eggs

black pepper, eggs, mayonnaise, mustard, paprika, salt, white vinegar