eggs
Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
Huevos Rancheros
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
Asparagus Frittata
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.
Egg Salad
Pumpkin fucking pie.
Pumpkin Pie
Start your protein power nap off right.
Avocado Egg Bake
Soup for breakfast! What a world.
Breakfast Soup
Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you’ve done to your mother.
Eggplant Parmesan
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.
Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Eat these before the BIG MEETING… Or after.

