eggs
Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
Asparagus Frittata
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
Huevos Rancheros
Eat these before the BIG MEETING… Or after.
Banana Oat Cookies
Soup for breakfast! What a world.
Breakfast Soup
Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you’ve done to your mother.
Eggplant Parmesan
Pumpkin fucking pie.
Pumpkin Pie
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.
Egg Salad
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.
Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Start your protein power nap off right.

