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Oatmeal

Steele Cut Oats

cinnamon, coconut butter, salt, steel cut oats, water

Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.

Spinach quiche

Spinach Quiche

black pepper, cheese, eggs, feta, frozen pie crust, garlic powder, green onion, milk, spinach

Start your protein power nap off right.

Avocado egg bake

Avocado Egg Bake

avocado, black pepper, cheese, eggs, green onion

Eat shell-on for a satisfying crunch.

Egg

Hardboiled Eggs

Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.

Breakfast casserole

Crockpot Breakfast Casserole

black pepper, broccoli, cheese, eggs, garlic powder, green bell pepper, milk, mustard powder, onion, potato, salt

Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos rancheros

Huevos Rancheros

black beans, bulgarian yogurt, butter, cheese, cilantro, cumin, eggs, garlic, green bell pepper, jalapeno, olive oil, onion, salsa, salt, tomato, tortillas

Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus

Asparagus Frittata

asparagus, cheese, eggs, olive oil, onion, salt

Soup for breakfast! What a world.

Eggs

Breakfast Soup

black beans, black pepper, broth, cheese, eggs, hot sauce

asparagus avocado avocado oil basil black beans black pepper bread bread crumbs broth bulgarian yogurt butter carrot celery cheese cilantro cinnamon coconut butter corn crushed tomatoes cumin eggs garlic garlic powder green bell pepper green onion half-n-half jalapeno lime milk mustard powder olive oil onion parmesan pasta sauce quinoa salt soy sauce spinach squash sugar tofu tomato tortillas vanilla extract water