salt
Spanish for “Bread defraud Tomato”.
Lentil poop!
Green Lentil Soup
Give peas a chance.
Split Pea Soup
Forget everything you ever thought you knew about aloo gobi. Now remember it again. Never forget.
Aloo Gobi
You say mung bean, I say mung bean.
Mung Bean Curry
What’s black and white and red all over? Well this recipe is red… but it’s not black and white.
Red Lentil Soup
Rinse the buckwheat in a fine-mesh strainer. Add butter, salt, and water (1:1.5 ratio) to a medium pot. Bring the mixture to a boil. Stir in the buckwheat, cover, and simmer until the water is absorbed, 13-15 minutes. (Revisit non-stick takes 2-3 minutes longer?) Remove from heat and let the buckwheat rest covered for 10 […]
Buckwheat
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
Asparagus Frittata
Nat King Cole’s personal recipe.
Coleslaw
Convert dry black beans into wet black beans as if by magic.
Lazy Black Beans
Pumpkin fucking pie.
Pumpkin Pie
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
Huevos Rancheros
Dip. You know… for chips.
Southwest Dip
These pinwheels are hypnotizing when spun on their natural axis or eaten.
Pinwheels
It must be Thanksgiving unless it’s not and you just want amazing soup.
Pumpkin Soup
Stop, Mac-n-Cheese Hammer time!
Butternut Squash MC
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.
Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.

