cheese
Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
Huevos Rancheros
Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you’ve done to your mother.
Eggplant Parmesan
Stop, Mac-n-Cheese Hammer time!
Butternut Squash MC
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country.
Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
Asparagus Frittata
Start your protein power nap off right.
Avocado Egg Bake
Soup for breakfast! What a world.