Real men don’t eat quiche. Unless they’re sexually secure.

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Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

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Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you’ve done to your mother.

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Start your protein power nap off right.

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Soup for breakfast! What a world.

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Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

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