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A wondrous combination of smooth tofu, avocado, crisp onion, and bell pepper.

Pumpkin fucking pie.

Pumpkin Pie
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata
Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.

Garbanzo-Cashews
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.

Egg Salad Sandwich
Nat King Cole's personal recipe

Coleslaw
What's black and white and red all over? Well this recipe is red... but it's not black and white.

Red Lentil Curry
As smooth as Mac-n-Cheese Hammer once was

Butternut Squash MC
Dip. You know... for chips

Southwest Dip
Spanish for "Bread defraud Tomato"

Pan con Tomate
Forget everything you ever thought you knew about aloo gobi. Now remember it again. Never forget.

Aloo Gobi
Lentil poop!

Quinoa Lentil Stew
Convert dry black beans into wet black beans as if by magic.

Lazy Black Beans
These pinwheels are hypnotizing when spun on their natural axis or eaten.

Pinwheels
It must be Thanksgiving unless it's not and you just want amazing soup.

Pumpkin Soup
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country
