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Forget everything you ever thought you knew about aloo gobi. Now remember it again. Never forget.

Dip. You know... for chips

Southwest Dip
Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.

Garbanzo-Cashews
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.

Egg Salad Sandwich
As smooth as Mac-n-Cheese Hammer once was

Butternut Squash MC
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country

Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
These pinwheels are hypnotizing when spun on their natural axis or eaten.

Pinwheels
Lentil poop!

Quinoa Lentil Stew
Pumpkin fucking pie.

Pumpkin Pie
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos Rancheros
Convert dry black beans into wet black beans as if by magic.

Lazy Black Beans
It must be Thanksgiving unless it's not and you just want amazing soup.

Pumpkin Soup
What's black and white and red all over? Well this recipe is red... but it's not black and white.

Red Lentil Curry
A wondrous combination of smooth tofu, avocado, crisp onion, and bell pepper.

Dream Spread
Nat King Cole's personal recipe

Coleslaw
Spanish for "Bread defraud Tomato"
