
cheese
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos Rancheros
A wondrous combination of smooth tofu, avocado, crisp onion, and bell pepper.

Dream Spread
As smooth as Mac-n-Cheese Hammer once was

Butternut Squash MC
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata
Ratatoille's identical cousin out for revenge, serve it hot or cold

Eggplant Caponata
Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you've done to your mother.

Eggplant Parmesan
Soup for breakfast! What a world.

Breakfast Soup
Real men don't eat quiche. Unless they're sexually secure.

Spinach Quiche
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country
