Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.
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These are "just" ... "like" ... the real thing.
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Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
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Real men don't eat quiche. Unless they're sexually secure.
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Start your protein power nap off right.
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Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.
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Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you've done to your mother.
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Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
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Soup for breakfast! What a world.
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