eggs | Ingredient Tags

Pumpkin fucking pie.

Pumpkin Pie

brown sugar, cinnamon, eggs, half-n-half, pie crust, pumpkin, pumpkin pie spice, salt, vanilla extract

Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.

Huevos Rancheros

black beans, butter, cheese, cilantro, cumin, eggs, garlic, green bell pepper, jalapeno, olive oil, onion, salsa, salt, tomato, tortillas, yogurt

Real men don't eat quiche. Unless they're sexually secure.

Spinach Quiche

cheese, eggs, feta, frozen pie crust, garlic powder, green onion, milk, pepper, spinach

Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.

Garbanzo-Cashews

bread, bread crumbs, carrot, cashews, eggs, flour, garbonzo beans, lemon, onion, parsley, salt

Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country

Crockpot Breakfast Casserole

broccoli, cheese, eggs, garlic powder, green bell pepper, milk, mustard powder, onion, pepper, potato, salt

Eat these before the BIG MEETING... Or after.

Banana Oat Cookies

applesauce, baking soda, banana, chocolate chips, cinnamon, eggs, flour, milk, oats, peanut butter, vanilla extract

Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.

Asparagus Frittata

asparagus, cheese, eggs, olive oil, onion, salt

Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you've done to your mother.

Eggplant Parmesan

basil, bread crumbs, cheese, eggplant, eggs, parmesan, pasta sauce, spaghetti

Pure evil.

Deviled Eggs

eggs, mustard powder, paprika, pepper, salt, white vinegar, yogurt

These are "just" ... "like" ... the real thing.

Black Bean Patties

black beans, bread crumbs, chili powder, cumin, eggs, garlic, green bell pepper, hot sauce, onion

Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.

Egg Salad Sandwich

bread, celery, chives, eggs, lemon juice, pepper, salt, spinach, yogurt

Soup for breakfast! What a world.

Breakfast Soup

black beans, broth, cheese, eggs, hot sauce, pepper

Start your protein power nap off right.

Avocado Egg Bake

avocado, cheese, eggs, green onion, pepper