eggs
Not to be mistaken for garbage cashews. Also delicious.
These are "just" ... "like" ... the real thing.
Black Bean Patties
Pumpkin fucking pie.
Pumpkin Pie
Much easier to make than you think, and you’ll come across as super fucking classy.
Asparagus Frittata
Real men don't eat quiche. Unless they're sexually secure.
Spinach Quiche
Eat these before the BIG MEETING... Or after.
Banana Oat Cookies
Think of them as gourmet gas station egg salad sandwiches. The kind you CAN serve to children.
Egg Salad Sandwich
Welcome to Crockpot Breakfast Casserole country
Crockpot Breakfast Casserole
Your Italian mother will be upset when she realizes this is better than hers. Your Italian father will be upset because look what you've done to your mother.
Eggplant Parmesan
Rancheros is Spanish for eggs. Huevos is Spanish for balls. These rancheros are all man.
Huevos Rancheros
Soup for breakfast! What a world.